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escapades-of-a-poet:

Iphone Not Need, Batteries Not Required.

Angry Birds is such a strange success for a mobile phone game don’t you think? It doesn’t matter what you think, because i think it is.

But it doesn’t stop people playing everywhere all over the world. You see people playing it on the bus, at school and Joey some people enjoy playing it to pass time on the toilet.

Why is it so popular? Well I’m not going to deny it is awesome because it is. But as a Blackberry user i couldn’t play it on my Bold 9700 :’( I prefer Blackberries to Iphones and HTC but i do envy thier ability to play Angry Birds.

But fear not Blackberry users worldwide. Stick it to the man! Come to Changsha and there is no need for a touch screen here, simply load up your birds and stop those evil green piggies stealing the eggs! Changsha has opened the best theme park in the world. Angry Birds Theme Park…*GRIN* Sounds awesome huh! 

The best part is, you are bound by the laws of real physics not those insane physics in fantasy world hehe.

Joey and Eddy this is the ultimate drinking game when you guys get here! Rules:

1. 2 fingers for every pig killed! 
2. 2 fingers for every shot missed.
3. And finish your drink for finishing the level (cos you gotta be thirst after all that work)